If you’re lucky to get one approved, here is the process. You see the loan comes out of the loan processing center in hell and moves to the minister for approval (who is on earth) then passes the Angels who bless it. It then moves to the the God level, if you’re lucky God will bless it. Then is has to fall though heaven back to earth for docs and if the condition angel is asleep and misses you will have to wait until the next day for the condition Angel to give you conditions, the loan will move to the the doc Angel, if the doc Angel is asleep you may have to wait 5 business days because God and the Angels don’t work overtime or weekends (for loans) and are very busy and must audit the file for bad deeds. If all is good the loan then falls back to earth.
The next phase is the government regulators who regulate what God does, this will take 7 business days. Then another 5 days for re-disclosure of Gods counter offer on the loan, because the government wants to make sure you agree with God. By this time you may have died and gone past the Angels right to heaven and the loan is no longer needed.
By Rosie Rains
